Like everything in life, there were winners and there were losers during the NFL's schedule release on Wednesday. Tyler Sullivan sifted through all 272 games on the schedule to try and figure out who came out of the schedule release as a winner and who came out as a loser, and here's what he came up with:

Due to an insensitive joke towards Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill and Microsoft rights violation, the Indianapolis Colts scrapped their Minecraft-themed 2025-2026 NFL schedule release video.

For starters, they won't be suffering from much jetlag in 2025—Cincinnati travels a combined 8,753 miles in 2025, the least in the league. A chunk of that travel comes early in the season, with four of their first six games away from home.