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$700 USD to smell Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina is, quite frankly, classist—and we at Private Function think that every working-class person deserves access to that smell 24 hours a day. So, ...
Scratch and sniff the "Goopy" variant of Private Function's upcoming album '¯\_(ツ)_/¯' to experience that infamous candle on ...
The South Australia commissioner recently lifted a ban on Private Function’s new album, the first 3000 copies of which the band previously revealed would be sold with a “scratch and win ...
Australian punk outfit Private Function have released a special edition of their latest record, which "smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina." ...